Saturday, November 25, 2006

mashed habits pt. 3! (oh, it's back)

now.
so, back to my may 30th,2004 post, the sbject of mashed habits.
When one has mashed one's habit, a nun will most likely appear approximately 4 inches to the left of your lef tendril. or, if you don't have tendrils, your proboscis. Now, these nuns are extremely dangerous, and should be avoided at all costs. The only way to slay these beasts of hell is to staple a chicken. Now, Travis's grilfriend is now dead, because he did not staple the chickens.com. Once you have passed this infernal wimple wearer, then a teenage one will come. A pimple wimple wearer. Once this is slain, there will be a purple pimple wimple wearer. And then a simple purple pimple wimple wearer. And then a wrinkled simple purple pimple wimple wearer. And, after that, a.....Lemon.

So, remember, if you do not have your staple gun and chicken at hand, DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, MASH YOUR HABITS.
thank you, and go0dnight.

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